nayx:
making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i
(via boombangbing)
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN
LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE
ARE WE ALL GONNA JUST IGNORE HOW XIUMIN IS LOOKING AT THAT FUCKING CAKE.
(via trampiest)
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy
What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
(via expertcosmotips)
Quick To Forgive - Limited Edition Quote Art Print (MEDIUM - A3)
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
(via sehvn)
taylor switf - I knew you were trouble (cover by horse)
